Since the dawn of time, man has racked his brain trying to solve the puzzle of getting from point A to point B then the ground is covered with snow. Many contraptions have been manufactured. Many of them either don’t work well enough, or not at all. Every winter sees the rebirth of the white menace. It’s fridgid being taunts us at every turn It prevents us from seeing family, friends, and the contents of our mail boxes. Only four vehicles are capible of dealing with natures frozen hand of unyielding cruelty.
Best vehicle for Snow Travel: Brock Lesner.
Brock Lesner is a huge guy. Not only was he big by normal people’s standards, but be was big compared to your average professional wrestler or Mixed Martial Arts fighter. I’d imagine that Brock would have no trouble hauling a family of four on his back, and trekking across the Alps, during a heavy snow storm. You’d probably make better time using him than you would with any other mode of transportation. That guy’s incredible.
Best vehicle for Snow Travel: Monster Truck.
Monster trucks are a lot like Hummers. They have terrible fuel millage,, are expensive to maintain, are quite large and somewhat menacing, and are able to drive over other vehicles when stuck in traffic. It’s the over sized tires that make them perfect for snow travel. You’ll never hear about somebody losing a monster truck after if fell the the ice on a frozen lake. That’s how mud bogging competitions were invented.
Best vehicle for Snow Travel: Hover Craft.
Hover Crafts are amazing. Why risk getting stuck in deep snow by driving in the powder, when you could just float over it instead? It just makes sense. Really the only thing that could go wrong is if you didn’t pay attention to any ramps that may be set up by mischievous snowboarders, and your Hover Craft launches it’s self into a tree like a big motorized kite or something. Other than that, it’s really the best possible choice on this list.
Best vehicle for Snow Travel: A Tank, pulled by sixteen Clydesdales and Brock Lesner.
Why is the Hover Craft better than a tank, pulled by a bunch of houses and an ex wrestling champion, turned MMA superstar? Brock could get the Clydesdales to unionize.. After that happens, you’ll need to sign all kinds of paperwork before stepping foot in the tank. The upside? Tanks are snowball proof., and the on board cannon can be modified to fire chunks at anyone stupid enough to instigate frosty warfare.