Did you ever think there should be free classes on controlling hormones? Think about it. They have sex education and drivers ed. Why are there no free classes for hormone control? Imagine a world free of slamming doors, raging tirades and the phrases, “I hate you!” and “I don’t care!” Not to mention those other unsavory phrases which shall not be repeated here. A world where people recognize the fact that evil hormones have taken them hostage and it’s time to fight back!
Free classes to control hormones should start just before puberty.
We warn our kids about violence, drugs, sexually transmitted disease and drunk driving. Why don’t we have free classes to control hormones in the schools? Aren’t hormones a major cause of all of the above? Fluctuating hormones drive parents bonkers, especially those poor menopausal Moms who have enough trouble with their own raging hormones. No wonder Mom has her special coffee every morning!
Recognize the need for free hormone control classes.
If your teenager is staring at you with piercing devil eyes because you bought her the wrong color toothbrush, or your wife is crying and saying things like, “They’re Gods creatures too you know!” because you swatted a fly, there are hormonal issues in your home. It’s not just women either. If your teenage son comes running out of his room with a bloody hand, having just pounded his alarm clock into the ceiling below, those are hormones talking. How many cell phones has your husband replaced after throwing them across the room?
Men and women deal with hormones in different ways.
Free classes to control hormones should take this into consideration. In fact, for those already undergoing hormonal changes, it would probably be wise to have separate free classes to control hormones for each sex. Nothing more fun than a roomful of seething, hormone filled teenagers. Oh, right, that’s why I decided to change my career from art instruction to run away, run away fast.
The hormones will get you.
Let’s face it people, no matter who you are, what sex you are, whether you even have sex, or how old you are, the hormones are going to get you. Sooner or later, we all find ourselves raging about some nonsensical malarkey. This is why we need free hormone control classes from an early age. So stop mumbling under your breath, punching holes in walls and reaching for medicinal courage. Learn to control those hormones before they start controlling you. Suggest hormone control classes today at an elementary school near you.
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