Have you made your Christmas gift list yet? We’re all thinking about what to get for our husbands, wives, kids, dogs, cats…the list goes on and on! But what about the big hairy guy in the red suit? I think Santa Claus deserves a gift or two this Christmas, too. Kindhearted Santa Claus doesn’t forget you, so it’s time you remember him!
Yeah, I know. You leave him that plate of cookies and cup of hot cocoa on Christmas Eve. Is that all you think he deserves? He makes millions of people happy around the world. It’s time you add Santa to your gift list.
Santa Claus Gift # 1 –
I’m sure Santa Claus could use a bottle of wine after flying around the world. It’ll help him sit back and relax. No, wait. Make that two bottles of wine. I don’t think one will be enough to help him recover from that horrendous trip!
Santa Claus Gift # 2 –
After that long Christmas Eve trip and two bottles of wine Santa Claus will probably need a bottle of aspirin and antacid. He could also use some throat lozenges after all that “HO HO HO”ing! Poor old guy!
Santa Claus Gift # 3 –
Santa Claus works hard getting ready for Christmas, making toys and delivering them. He should be able to relax after the big day. Give Santa Claus a beach condo for the winter! He’ll love you for getting him away from the frigid North Pole.
Santa Claus Gift # 4 –
Santa’s reindeer must go through tons of carrots and apples. Make Santa Claus and his reindeer happy by wrapping up some treats for them!
Santa Claus Gift # 5 –
How about a beauty makeover for Santa Claus? He would probably look a hundred years younger with that beard trimmed up!
Santa Claus Gift # 6 –
Give Santa Claus the gift of a new outfit! That old red suit is lookin’ so sad, all threadbare and faded! He would love a nice new pair of jeans and a flannel shirt. They should keep him warm enough at the North Pole.
Santa Claus Gift # 7 –
I don’t mean to offend dear old Santa Claus, but the gift of a treadmill could help him lose a few pounds. He’s been flying around in the sleigh for way too long. He really needs to start walking more!
Santa Claus Gift # 8-
Give Santa Claus the gift of a new pair of glasses. His glasses have to be worn out after reading all those Letters to Santa that he’s received at Christmas for so many years!
Santa Claus Gift # 9 –
Last, but not least, write Santa Claus a thank you note. Let him know how much you’ve appreciated him through the years. Santa will be thrilled that you remembered him this Christmas!