The leaves will soon be changing into a vibrant array of colors, the weather will be getting colder and all thoughts of summer and sun will soon leave our minds. However, between the summer month barbeques and the holidays of winter there is one holiday that feeds our sweet tooth, lightens our hearts and raises our goose bumps. So in preparation for the upcoming Halloween season, before the vampires, monsters, witches and ghouls crawl out from the darkness, let us remember that even the scariest monsters can be made to look silly with a quick joke.
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite drink?
A: Bloody Mary- A Positive.
Q: Why did Dracula get a flu shut?
A: Because he didn’t want to be caught by the Boogie Man.
Q: What did the scary monster say to his mother in law?
A: Nothing, even he screamed and ran in the opposite direction.
Q: What brand of portable CD players do bats like the most?
Q: What do ghosts like to drink the most on Halloween?
Q: What do you get when two blood sucking vampires have a child?
A: A lawyer.
Q: What do you call a monster bride’s best friend?
A: Her maid of horror.
Q: Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
A: He wanted to improve his bite.
Q: Why does a witch use a broom to fly?
A: Because her vacuum is too heavy.
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, of course not, they eat their fingers separately!
Q: What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
A: Ice Cream.
Q: Why don’t skeletons go to dances?
A: They don’t have any body to go with.
Q: What is a vampires favorite fast food?
Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
Q: Why do witches wear hats when they fly on their brooms?
A: They tried helmets but they kept having really bad helmet hair.
Witch way to the haunted house, I’m craving some candy.
Q: What is the most dangerous thing that you can do if your Eddie Scissorhands?
A: Pick your nose.
I hope you can enjoy and share these little one liners with your friends and family. They are also a good way to brighten the evening of your young trick or treaters. That way you’ll be putting both chocolate in their tummies and smiles on their faces.