Heidi Montag performed her new single “Body Language” at the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas Sunday night, and, given the fact that so many seem to love to hate her, the Heidi Montag Miss Universe video is being vigorously sought after on the Web this morning. In fact, as of this writing, “Heidi Montag Miss Universe video” is one of the most popular search phrases on Google. If you are interested in watching the Heidi Montag Miss Universe video, click the link at the bottom of this article.
If I had to sum up the Heidi Montag Miss Universe performance in one sentence, I would say this: The Heidi Montag Miss Universe performance was mediocre at best. (And I’m fairly certain she was lip-syncing, so she loses points for that.) If I had to say something – anything – kind about the Heidi Montag Miss Universe video, I would say this: Heidi Montag’s performance at the Miss Universe pageant Sunday night showed off her luxurious mane of (bleached?) blonde hair magnificently.
As for the song, “Body Language,” well, it’s just completely derivative and uninspiring (as was her flesh-toned two piece outfit, by the way) and I simply cannot imagine this tune shooting up the charts.
And based on Heidi Montag’s Miss Universe performance, I can say with confidence that Britney Spears has nothing to worry about – she need not feel threatened by Heidi Montag, there does not appear to be any real competition here. I would be shocked, in fact, if Heidi Montag achieves even a modicum of success in the music industry.
Perhaps it might have been more strategic for Heidi Montag to forge her own musical identity rather than try to be a Britney Spears knockoff. An original vocal style coupled with a great song might have improved her chances of achieving success as a singer-dancer. But as it stands now, Heidi Montag’s chances of success in the music biz are slim to none – and slim just left town.
And while we’re on the subject of slim, it should be noted that Heidi Montag appeared slim and trim as she thrust her hips and tossed her blonde locks every which way during her performance of “Body Language” at the Miss Universe competition Sunday night.
And Heidi Montag looks mighty fit and trim in her video for the song, “Higher,” which is an infinitely superior performance than the one she turned in at the Miss America pageant. (You can see the “Higher” video below.) Mind you, her singing isn’t much better, but she’s wearing a little bikini, and she looks absolutely magnificent in it.
Magnificent hair, magnificent body (the boobs are fake, though), mediocre singer at best.
Oh well, two out of of three ain’t bad.
If you’d like to see more of Heidi Montag, you can do so by picking up the latest copy of Playboy magazine. The good news is that she’s not singing and dancing in the pages of the storied men’s magazine; the bad news is that she doesn’t get completely naked.
Heidi Montag Miss Universe 2009 Performance, YouTube
Heidi Montag ‘Higher’ Video, YouTube