Very Scary Phrases
You need a root canal
Damn and I thought that was the Novocain
You have the right to remain silent
Sir , do you know how fast you were going
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt
Another increase in gas prices today
And Congress is back in session today
Honey, we need to talk
I’m sorry sir, your credit card was declined
We have lost a wheel. This might be a rough landing
It builds character…
John., I know you have been with the company for 15 years, but ….
Thank you for your recent application. We had many candidates for the job and we regret to ….
Well, it is the transmission and …
Happy 30th birthday….
Life begins after 40….
We have reviewed your tax returns and
Jones, can you see me in my office
I am sorry sir, the warranty ran out
Look on the bright side…
Your monthly payments have been increased to
We’re from the government and we’re here to help you..
We going to have to quarantine you for a few days
It’s interesting that you should say that…
Did you back up your data?
Well she is taking you back to court , as it seems
Wow, that bald spot is growing
Whoops, there was a slight mix-up in the lab and
Your proctologist called
There might be a slight chance of erectile dysfunction
We have tickets for the play Mr. Lincoln
Atilla the who is outside?
Today, car executives came back to Washington, seeking another
OPEC got together today and decided to
We should have New Orleans cleaned up and back to normal by
We should have IRAQ stabilized by
And we can do it without tax increases
You can always put off retirement until …
Politicians admit that the recovery is taking longer than expected
The President is certain that if he can get the Middle East warring factions together at the conference table…..
Today, the biggest federal budget in history was approved by
The government will now run health care…
Look this won’t hurt..
I can’t understand. It was a simple operation …
Don’t worry Mrs. Jones, they have made major advancements in adult diapers..
Well, it appears that his life insurance policy expired two days before…
Well I hope you have a sense of humor because ….
What could happen?
Relax honey, I know all about electricity
Honestly honey, why waste money on a plumber..
Hmm, what happens if I pull this wire …
We regret to inform you ….
Bernie Madoff was handling your portfolio and
Today the Dow Jones set a new record, plunging to
Honey, do you know where the shut-off valve is?
It’s only a small leak, we should be able to make it back to port.
Mr. Jones, many men can function without …
A few more troops on the ground and we …..
Ohh,, that can’t be good..
You mean it was the other tooth?
Your tests came back positive.
Well here’s an analogy. We can either rotor rooter your veins or use Liquid Drano.
The good news is that you are eligible for unemployment
It seems that they increased your deductible, so
Well at the time it seemed like a good idea, but
If I had known at the beginning
Well, it wasn’t exactly clear but I went ahead and
I am sober enough to drive
What did you say?
Hey, it’s not exactly perfect, but ….
Well, not exactly a profit
We have some questions about these deductions
I think we can make it a month or two without heath insurance.
I am positive the gun is not loaded
Can you say octuplets?
You might want to sit down…
Do you take this man as your…
Well you’ve had a good run with the company, but
It seems like our pension fund made some bad investments ….
College tuition will raise another ten percent at ….
Dad, I know what I’m doing.
Honey, who is Bambi?
Hmm, it seems there is a small problem …
Normally I am not that far off in my calculations
Remember, that was just an estimate
Well when we got into the engine , we
I have an idea…
It happens to a lot of people your age
Of course, you have to remember, you’re not as young as you were
Have you thought about giving up drinking?
Dear, Jerry Springer is on the phone
It’s not rocket science, honey , a two year old can figure it.
Now which terminal is positive, which one is negative,
Now that’s an interesting development
What was I thinking?
Who knew a few zeros could make such a big difference
Didn’t see that coming
I wish it could have worked out differently
I love you
Okay, let’s try Plan B
Well, we can be just friends
What was that?
How many times have I told you..
Well ,Mr. Jones, not every kid is college material
Hmm, whoops, took a bit too much off the top, Mrs. Jones. But I think we can fix it by…
Well, your hair didn’t come out exactly blonde…
Everyone gains a few pounds at your age…
How was I suppose to know?
Dad, where is the fire extinguisher?
The Democrats have an overwhelming majority in Congress …
But this time is different…
First, we know it’s not your fault, but
You better call your lawyer
With good behavior, you should get out in