This year drug maker’s are field testing a new swine flu vaccine on 6 billion volunteers. This new vaccine will receive a few weeks of testing in Australia before testing on the remaining world population will begin a few weeks later.
This new swine flu H1N1 vaccine is totally new as we are now trying out for the first time human liver cell manufacturer of swine flu vaccines. For the past 60 years we have used chicken eggs but this year we are testing human liver cells for vaccine production. So all TEST SUBJECTS in Australia for a few weeks time will be at much greater risk of sever reactions and great harm if this new process does not work well.
Long term risks to the Australian TEST SUBJECT humans will be ongoing and completely unknown. So follow up studies will have to be done on the rest of the 6 billion general population of the world in the next weeks when full flu season beings. There is no way we can know any of these long term effects so the TEST SUBJECTS in Australia will have to be monitored over many years. If any serious effects turn up they will be the first to know and we will then inform the general public of all of these possible serious side effects.
This year we have two additives in our swine flu vaccines which were controversial in the past. One is squalene which caused the Gulf War Syndrome in all soldiers who took anthrax vaccine with squalene in it many years ago. So hopefully we have gotten the bugs works out of squalene now and we are confident that it will work as expected. But if not we now have almost complete immunity from legal action in America though we are still working on worldwide immunity from prosecution by the general public. We can only be sued in America if we know there is something wrong with this new swine flu vaccine and continue to use it. So that is no problem as we are completely clueless to the harmful effects to this new liver cell swine flu vaccine and we will remain so for many years to come.
The second controversial additive in our new vaccine is thimerosal (mercury) which is thought to cause brain damage and autism in children. Autism increased dramatically since 1983 when childhood vaccinations increased from 10 to 36 for school age children. But these are just unproven facts that the autistic parents quote.
The TEST SUBJECTS in Australia are mostly adults so we do not foresee any problems with autism side effects. Mercury is 1000 times more toxic than lead and the 25mcg in this year’s vaccines exceeds the EPA safe limits but no one seems to care and so the mercury is fine. There is one recent theory that the 50 or 100 or so vaccine injections of adults with this toxic mercury and aluminum in vaccines leads to the brain damage and memory loss of Alzheimers and Parkinsons in older adults. But again these are long term possible side effects and as yet unproven and these will not be proven for many years to come.
TEST SUBJECTS must sign a waiver of all liability but it is just a formality because no one ever wins legal action against our drug companies. And no one can prove anything because we do our own drug and vaccine research. So the waiver is really just to satisfy our legal department bean counters.
All other 6 billion population customers of our new swine flu vaccine need not sign our TEST SUBJECTS waiver as a few hundred Australia TEST SUBJECTS satisfies our legal requirements for testing this year. We have spent millions of dollars to influence media coverage on this hot topic and WHO estimates that we can produce 5 billion flu doses worldwide at peak production. At $10 cost per dose this is $50 billion of income every year to vaccine makers worldwide. So as an additional tip and benefit for all our TEST SUBJECTS buy any of our Big Pharma stocks and make a killing figuratively of course on this new and increasing business of insuring the health and well being of our customers and our stockholders. Thank You, — J.E. Ante.