Someone was knocking at the door. I thought it was a little late in the night for a visitor to be coming by. I was a bit leery if I should answer or not. Though I considered this small town to be harmless. To my surprise, the man that was standing on the other side of the door was my so called father. He recognized me from when I was just a baby, but I have never seen him before. I knew I could trust my instincts and let him come on in.
As we sat down to rekindle about our pasts and what we have been doing with our lives I got this weird feeling. Some how it just did not seem right for him to be here. So I went in the other room to call my mother and see if he was legit. Come to find out this strange man was not my father. As I was coming back into the kitchen where we have been talking he was not there anymore. Then that was the time I started to freak out. I then went back to call the police but the phone lines were cut.
I did all I could to stay calm, but it really did not help. When I ran upstairs to get the gun beside my bed the whole house lit up like the fourth of July. There were lights shining every where from outside of the house. It was from the glow of their bodies. As I looked through the window the man I thought was my father was floating in midair. The first thing I did was aim and pull the trigger. I had to come to my senses on reality that I was just seeing stuff. I know there are no such things as ghosts, zombies, vampires and such.
I tip toed through the house to see if I could see any evidence of him being shot. I must have missed because two more plus him were flying around. I kept screaming get the hell away from me. They must be vampires I have never seen people fly before. I hid under my bed like a little child afraid of the boogeyman. As I heard glass shatter it was to late they have found me. I knew it was only a matter of time until I was becoming somebodies supper. I don’t know where they were taking me but who cares by this time. I just knew my life was over by some damn vampires.
As we were floating midstream through the air I had urinated in my pants. I had seen some people below and I screamed for help. They could not help but it was worth the try. I still had the pistol in the back of my pants but could not reach it. As we come closer to this cave I realized I knew where these creatures are taking me. To a place where the locals like to hang out. We finally landed on the ground as each vampire took one bite out of me, that was all they wanted. I guess I tasted like chicken instead of the other white meat. The head vampire told everyone to leave. So behind the trees were their cars they had parked. And if I be damned they got into little cars that looked like something a clown would drive.
As I lay there helpless and bleeding to death I hear something out yonder. No wonder the vampires left in clown cars because the clowns were the ones coming after me. They just needed to be able to smell the first blood and I was their target. As I pulled out my gun and started to shoot they got out their balloon shields and blocked the bullets. I ran out of bullets and they zoomed in on me.
I am still alive today because the clowns turned me away I wasn’t good enough to take back home as their pet, lunch, or what ever they wanted to do to me. I was rejected because the clowns said I wore to much make-up. That is what I thought when them monsters told me that. So now the whole town has heard about it and everyone just laughs at me. I am getting use to be called the crazy clown lady.