This Fox TV show is a comedy about a group of underdog high school singers and their optimistic teacher Will Schuester. The following are some of the best lines and dialogue from the pilot episode which was written by Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, and Ian Brennan.
10. Funny Quotes from Glee : Report
Will to Finn: You still owe me that report on…what you did last summer
Finn to Will: Almost half way done with almost all of it Mr. Shu.
09. Funny Quotes from Glee : Fame
Rachel: Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now.
08. Funny Quotes from Glee : Myspace
Will: There is no joy in these kids, they feel invisible. That’s why every one of them has a myspace page.
07. Funny Quotes from Glee : Surgery
Finn about his mom: She just had surgery.
Puck: What kind of surgery?
Finn: Oh, well, she just had to have her prostate out.
Puck: Man, that’s a tough break.
06. Funny Quotes from Glee : Glue Gun
Terri to Will: It’s not a bad thing, Will, to want a real life… and to have a glue gun that works!
05. Funny Quotes from Glee : Tone deaf, acne factories
Sandy to Will: You’re the one coaching those tone deaf, acne factories.
04. Funny Quotes from Glee : Beyonce
Mercedes to Will: Oh hell to the na… Look, I’m not down with this background singing nonsense. I’m Beyonce; I ain’t no Kelly Rowland.
03. Funny Quotes from Glee : Think that’s hard?
Sue to Cheerios: You think this hard? Try being water-boarded; that’s hard!
Sue to Cheerios: Think that’s hard? Try having hepatitis; that’s hard!
02. Funny Quotes from Glee : That Guy
Finn to New Directions club memebers: I never should have quit. I don’t want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people.
Rachel: That was you?
Kurt: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know…
Kurt: You nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof
01. Funny Quotes from Glee : Monster Truck Tickets
Ken: Hey M&M, so I got tickets to monster trucks this weekend…
Emma: No thanks, not my thing.
Ken: Truckazilla versus Truckasaurus, and get this, the trucks breathe fire!
Emma: Ken, look, you know how every time you ask me out I tell you I’m on my period?
Ken: Which doesn’t bother me
Emma: Or I tell you how I’m suffering from cluster headaches, or I’m allergic to night time… Those things, not really true. I’m just not interested in dating…
Ken interrupting: Shhhh
Ken: How do I get you… into my hatchback?