True Blood Season 2 Episode 6 Hard Hearted Hannah several of our intrepid characters, dead and undead, in a spot of trouble. Some of that trouble involves sex. Some of that trouble involves violence. Some of it drugs. Some a combination.
Sookie and Hugo, the human lover of one of the Dallas vampires (one of the more sensible ones) set forth to infiltrate the Church of God Hates Fangs, playing the happy couple who wants to be married in a proper blood sucker hating church. The good Reverend, who apparently has a good intelligence network, is not fooled for a moment and has his R. Lee Emery wantabe DI stuff them in the crypt with his dead father and the undead Godric, for whom plans are being made. This upsets Sarah, the good Reverend’s blond, bimbo wife. More of that shortly.
Bill senses what is happening, but he is preoccupied, being pinned to the bed by his southern belle maker, who has been called in by Eric to get his mind right about keeping humans. It also seems that Bill was not always a gentlemanly vampire, liking to torture, rape, drink from, and then kill people back in the flapper era.
Jason and his good friend from A&M are asked to build a wooden platform with a cross sticking up out of it. Jesus, after all, was a carpenter too so this is a holy act. It seems that the good Reverend has a peculiar idea for a sunrise service. This involves strapping Godric to the cross and then singing hymns as the sun rises to set him ablaze.
This disturbs Jason, who encounters Sarah, the Reverend’s wife, in the chapel. Sarah is already disturbed by husband’s behavior and decides to assuage her disquiet in the arms of the hunky Jason. God, after all, is telling her to do this. Poor Jason. Even in a church his karma of sex and getting into trouble still follows him around. The latter looks like it will happen next week.
Lafayette, after being interrogated by Andy, the defrocked deputy, about his loss of pizzazz is informed by one of Eric’s minions that he is back in the V Juice dealing business. This excites him almost as much as the memory of the three weeks of torture he endured.
Tara and Eggs stumble onto one of Maryann’s sacred orgy, with much of the town of Bon Temps doing the Great Rite in the middle of the woods while Maryann vibrates like a tuning fork. Later Daphne lures Sam into the same orgy, but there is something different and more violent apparently in store for him.
Until next week…
Source: True Blood Hard Hearted Hannah, TVRage.com