Your children come home from trick or treating with garbage bags full of sugary, cavity inducing treats they will never eat in the fifteen years it will take them to reach adulthood. You have gobs of leftover Halloween candy.
Put the leftover Halloween candy in the freezer to be eaten gradually throughout the year. Throw the leftovers away next Halloween so they can get a fresh batch.
Last year you bought no candy. Tons of kids showed up at your house. This year you overcompensated by buying tons of candy. No kids showed up at your house because last year you had no candy. You have gobs of leftover Halloween candy.
Put the leftover Halloween candy in the freezer. Pass it out next year to all the kids who decided to give you another shot. If they don’t show up, open a candy store and make them pay for it.
Tons of kids used to show up at your old house. Nobody trick or treats in your new neighborhood and you were not informed of this by the welcoming committee. You have gobs of leftover Halloween candy.
Package the leftover Halloween candy up into little goody bags and leave it on the hot sunny porches of all the nice members of the welcome wagon who forgot to inform you of the no trick or treating regulation. Set it on fire if you wish.
No kids came trick or treating to your house last year. This year you made an awesome Halloween display, assuming it would attract tons of trick or treaters. You bought tons of candy. The display didn’t work. You had no trick or treaters. You have gobs of leftover Halloween candy.
Melt the leftover Halloween candy down and make tons of Halloween candles to illuminate your Halloween display for next year so that it can be seen from outer space. Buy tons of Halloween candy for the alien kids, because they are your last hope.
No kids ever come to your house but your husband didn’t know that. He came home with tons of trick or treat candy. You tried to pawn it off on the other neighborhood wives but their husbands did the same thing. You have gobs of leftover Halloween candy.
Sneak the leftover Halloween candy into all the desserts you can and fatten up hubby as a sort of pathetic self defeating revenge.
Your child was sick and couldn’t go trick or treating. You pacified her by allowing her to pass out Halloween candy. Nobody trick or treats at your house because you are usually out trick or treating with your daughter and never pass out any candy. You have gobs of leftover Halloween candy.
Let your sick child take the leftover Halloween candy to school to rot the teeth of all the little trick or treating brats who didn’t have the common decency to make a sweet little sick kid feel better by trick or treating at her house and gave her the worst Halloween of her life.
You normally get tons of trick or treaters and buy tons of candy, which always runs out, so this year you bought twice as much candy. The new neighbors have a really big, really mean dog. You have gobs of leftover Halloween candy.
Feed the big mean dog all the Halloween candy except the chocolate, which is poisonous for dogs. Make the big mean dog get sick all over your new neighbors house so they have gobs of leftover Halloween candy
Plenty of disappointing Halloweens, lots of leftover Halloween candy and the totally twisted mind of Jaipi Sixbear