Say you are sitting at work, minding your own business; in short being good, and you get this e-mail from a buddy of yours: “Dude, isn’t this your girlfriend?” Of course there’s a link that takes you to a web page… and there she is, your girlfriend, smiling away at the camera, naked as the day she was born. What do you do? The five ideas on what to do if you discover your girlfriend has posed for naughty pics on the web might get you started.
1 – Laugh. Yes, your first reaction might be to laugh out loud. You might not know yet whether you’re thrilled or appalled; but if your first instinct is to laugh, why not?
2 – Scream hysterically. On second thought, you might know exactly how you feel when those first pictures flash up onto your screen, and it’s not good. If you’re mind begins to overflow and your heart rate starts to climb out of control, you might just find screaming is the only appropriate response.
3 – Cry. Once the initial shock wears off, you may not know what to feel. Well, until you think about it a few more minutes. Then, you might just feel that tingle behind your nose, your eyes might start to tighten up, and before you know it, you’re sitting there sobbing like you did that time in second grade when the teacher caught you in the closet doing things you were never supposed to tell anyone about ever.
4 – Brag. On the other hand, you might not be the sort to be shocked easily. And you may find yourself smiling as the pictures of your beloved dance across your screen. You might feel a bubble of pride begin to build deep inside your chest. The thing you might do in this case, is get on the e-mail, the telephone or Twitter as so that everyone you know will be instantly updated on the latest status of your girl.
5 – Run. After you’ve sat there a while, the thought will eventually dawn on you that you are probably going to have to deal with this somehow. Your friend has likely already passed around the link to everyone you know. Soon you will be seeing your girlfriend again, in person. It all might start to seem a bit overwhelming. I don’t think anyone would blame you if you caught the next train to farawayville.
6 – Hide. Perhaps running off is a little extreme. Maybe it would be easier to just hide out for awhile. You could drive to that little park you know about. Sit there for a week or so with nothing but your thoughts. And well, your cell phone of course in case you want some pizza or something.
7 – Ditch her. If you find what your girlfriend has done to be more than you can take, you might just consider ditching her. That way you’d never have to actually confront her with what you’ve found. Yeah, that would be easy. Well, not if you love her, but you’d get over it eventually, right?
8 – Call your mom. To tell her she was right all along about that girl.
9 – Deny everything. Of course you could write your friend right back and deny that the girl is the one you’ve been dating. Point out some obscure detail that only you would know regarding her anatomy as proof that it couldn’t possibly be her.
10 – Ignore the whole thing. Finally, you could do absolutely nothing. Just sit back and see where things go. Who knows, maybe nothing will come of it, right?
These ten ideas on what to do if you discover your girlfriend has posed for naughty pics on the Internet, is for any guy out there who fears that he too might one day stumble across images of his girlfriend plastered across some slimy webpage, and won’t know what to do. Hopefully these ideas will get you started. Good luck.